when you accidentally say something mean to your crush
Halloween on tumblr ideas: ask your followers to submit a character and you have to closet cosplay that character, no matter how inadequatley equipped you are
FOR EVERY CHARACTER I GET I WILL DO A SHITTY VERSION SOMETIME DURING OCTOBER
chill it’s cos your rare
the entire female population of east asia is rare?
homie ur about to be cooked medium rare and sacrificed
It got better
Pixar can never top this.
Can we take a moment to appreciate the fact that the best loved line from this movie comes from a character we never even got to see?
Prayer circle that we get lucky and get to see her in the sequel and/or that she has more lines like this.
When you’re really popular for some reason, you don’t know why but you’re like this:
And then you have days where no one talks to you at all and you feel terrible, useless, and feel like no one likes you:
- Me: Where are the owls? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?
- Hooters Waitress: Please sir, you're causing a fuss and disturbing the other customers-
- Me: *banging my hands rhythmically on the table* WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?
It’s so rewarding to see teachers acting fake when the principal comes in the classroom