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breadstickvevo:

when you accidentally say something mean to your crush

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didgeridooforthepeople:

the-spoopy-soldier:

do-you-have-a-flag:

Halloween on tumblr ideas: ask your followers to submit a character and you have to closet cosplay that character, no matter how inadequatley equipped you are

PLEASE

FOR EVERY CHARACTER I GET I WILL DO A SHITTY VERSION SOMETIME DURING OCTOBER


hillarygayle:

morethanonepage:

veganasana:

amoying:

maplesuhtori:

j0shdngr:

chill it’s cos your rare

the entire female population of east asia is rare?

homie ur about to be cooked medium rare and sacrificed

Omg

It got better

(Source: impastabowl)


angelt626:

empressranaground:

therothwoman:

Pixar can never top this.

Can we take a moment to appreciate the fact that the best loved line from this movie comes from a character we never even got to see?

Prayer circle that we get lucky and get to see her in the sequel and/or that she has more lines like this.

Every Roleplayer has those days!

When you’re really popular for some reason, you don’t know why but you’re like this:

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And then you have days where no one talks to you at all and you feel terrible, useless, and feel like no one likes you:

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  • Me: Where are the owls? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?
  • Hooters Waitress: Please sir, you're causing a fuss and disturbing the other customers-
  • Me: *banging my hands rhythmically on the table* WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?

sorelatable:

It’s so rewarding to see teachers acting fake when the principal comes in the classroom